Here is a progress report that I have just dictated to my secretary. I hope the spellings are correct. She isn’t very qualified. We don’t have enough funds to hire someone else —
|This is myself. As innocent as I look.|
|Mr Kalmadi: as innocent as me.|
Never blame him.
Blame Met deptt for rains,
and the news channel exposé for
of flowers to be given out’, considering the amount of progress we had achieved
in such short a time. RJD Chief Lalu Prasad had a truckload of
The deadline, which was initially December 2009, then extended to March
2010, then July 2010, is now finally early January 2011. The last phase of the work
is slated to be complete by then, so that the winners of the 2010 CWG could be
invited for practice and training on the tracks they were supposed to compete on.
|We've ordered these stadiums to be complete by January 2011|
me. I am getting ‘warmed up’ in a massage centre in Kerala and have never felt
more at ease with my life. Coming to more important things, I must tell you
to try out this Massage Centre in Cochin. It’s my guarantee you’ll forget all
your work, responsibilities and issues. Within no time, you’ll be giving these
masseuses the Thumbs Up and showing the other finger to the rest of the world.
Also, I can’t guarantee you the roof won’t leak if it rains. Or that the terrace will stay put if it gets too windy. Come on, so what if there are a couple of fires and few people are burnt? It happens every day, get used to it for God’s sake!
I’m not to be held responsible for anything.
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